Social Media Coordinator
Contact: Matt Hearnden
£25,000 to £30,000
Picture this: it's Christmas time. You're walking down the high street, it's approaching dusk, the Christmas lights are just about glowing, and you're hand in hand with a loved one. Or, if you're single, you're with your friends. It's fine though; just don't think about being alone for Christmas. Again. Am I getting off track?
But the point is that there's always that one shop that makes you stop and stare, isn't there? And it's because of what's behind that huge glass pane. The display in the window. It's there, displaying itself, a non-sentient thing evoking feelings in a sentient one.
It gets you. It holds you still and makes you think, "wow."
For those few seconds, it becomes everything. It's omnipresent. It's all that's on your mind. You've even forgotten you're going to be alone at Christmas. Again.
Now, something that's so all-consuming, so attention-pillaging, so mind-dominating … don't you want to be the social media person that's talking about it day in and day out?
Yes, you do.
You would literally be the social media person at the company that's behind these dazzling window displays. Did you even know such companies exist? Yeah, I didn't either.
Oh yeah, salary. We're looking at about £25,000. That means you need at least a years experience as a social media person.
Well, that's all I've got. I await your response. Email me on email@example.com.